Mudroom 
Often forgotten, yet at the very front 
A place for the undesired
And those we can quickly confront 
Where even the poorest liar
Would succeed in their stunt 
The stranger must not go past this point 
For this is where you leave it all behind 

Living Room 
Often remembered, yet at the front
A place for the desired
Those we would not confront 
Where the poor liar 
Best exercise their stunt 
The acquaintance must not go past this point
For this is where you leave some of it behind  

Dining Room 
Often remembered and always at the front  
A place for the admirer 
And those we should confront 
Where the good liar 
Should not practise their stunt
The acquainted should arrive at this point 
For this is where you leave almost nothing behind 

Bedroom 
Often remembered, and often at the front 
A place for the lover
The one we must confront 
Where the best liar 
Should never practice their stunt 
Only one should arrive at this point 
For this is where we leave nothing behind 

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